I scrolled the list of online news:
Bridge hit by lightning kills 30
An old star’s unexpected death
An au-pair killed and burnt by her hosts
A family who chained their kids
The deranged batman bomber
She took off her t-shirt and it’s going viral!
Look what she looks like now! and brace yourself!

When the writers of “chilling” headlines were stumped –
No major crisis to feed on
No spectacular volcano today
Tsunami, earthquake, major epidemic
Due to climatic change
Not even another celeb misbehaving
They tried this !
Avoid balsamic vinaigrette!